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ANDYTRAK's Bike Trailer Delivery Service
Hello, & thank you, for your time. Welcome to my world.
I'm seeking someone who'll hire me to make local deliveries in the city of Lancaster. My carry space is limited to the approximate dimensions of that of a suitcase. Weight limitations apply.I do not make night deliveries, for my own safety, nordo I typicallycarry weight heavier than 50lb. NO EXCEPTIONS, unless you're willing to pay more for me to transport your good(s), due to the risk of severe damage to my trailer.
----------------------------My Rates------------------------------
$5.00 to transport your luggage/groceries
/bag, in my bike trailer. I charge this amount, due to the wear & tear on my bike & trailer, transporting alot of weight (in some instances) & for the cost of my time & oh yes; I do get paid, for labor.
------------------ANDYTRAK's Policy (Pt.I)--------------------
NO"discounts,"
NO special rates,
NO personal checks,
NO credit cards,
NOsob-stories, & ...
NO 'balogny,' please.
I do accept money orders for heavier deliveries, & CASH, more so than not.
It's important that you, the internet community understand one thing about this service I offer you, & that is:
I'm not running some "freebie" delivery service, OK? Don't take me the wrong way here, bacuz' I'm a nice guy, but ... IF ya' want ya'stuff transported in my bike trailer, pay up, or respectfully speaking, don't waste my time with some phony-balogny nonsense.
My policy is, you'll be paying before I load your item(s) into the trailer. Not after. I've been hoodwinked too many times, & no more.
--------------------ANDYTRAK's Policy (Pt.II)--------------------
Here's a list of things that I DO NOT carry:
!PAY ATTENTION!For those of youwho want me to, or expect me to allow you to place yer kid(s) in my trailer:
NO babies, at ANY time, because the rough ride will toss it around like a rag doll.My trailer(s)is fit & structurally-sound enough to carry toddlers, I refuse to accept the responsibility, of doing so, do to the ramifications of an accident ... accidental injury, or death of yer kid, God forbid. I pull a bike trailer. NOT a VOLVO. My trailer is delicate, made from very light aluminum. So ... IF youwant me to take yer kid(s) someplace locally in my trailer (for whatever reason you may have for that), I'm gonna tell ya' right here & now that, that is a risk you accept FULL responsibility for, in placing your child in my trailer. So in other words ... if I'm riding along on one of these pathetically-maintained Lancaster sidewalks, & all of the suddenly some nuttball comes speeding along doing 50 mph in a 25 whilestbabbling on his/her cell-phone, loses concentration or loss of control of their car & creams my trailer(s), well then, umm, guess what???? ... You know the end result. So like I said: You accept FULL responsibility for placing yer kid(s) in my trailer, understand? That's it. I'm not insured to take yer kid(s), & I prefer not to accept the responsibility of their safety.
Assuming I oblige to transport yer kid in my trailer, to another part of the town, in the town for some strange reason, who knows(?) You will pay me like a babysitter, & not a penny less. I'm watch'n yer kid? Pay me like it. I'm not gonna mince words when it comes to that.
NO highly breakeable items, like expensive china, glass ... etc.
NOHAZMAT items (HAZardous MATerials), like umm, let's see: 'Plutonium,' 'Nitro,' 'Viagra's OK, though... LOL ... ANY kind of toxic waste that may carry blood-borne diseases, or other;etc.)
I reserve the right to change my rates OR my policy, at ANY time, at MY liesure.
I reserve the right to cancel prior engagements to transport ANY item(s) at ANY time, due either to my personal ill-health, OR incliment weather conditions, that I feel may be detrimental to my personal safety, or to the well-being of my bike & trailer.
I do not assume responsibility ofany fincancial inconvenience on your behalf, if I get a flat tire, or mechanical problems occur to mybike or trailer, or if I get into an accident (which is always a very startling possiblity.) Break-downs & accidents happen, I'm sorry. I don't sit there, planning them out til the early hours of the morning. Be understanding, & be patient. I have hills to pedal up, - which believe it or not, takes me plenty of time, & I do like to stop to eat every so often, just like you do, riding around in your luxurious automobile.I deal with the cards that I'm dealt with, just AS YOU DO.
I am not responsible for the breakeage of ANY super-delicate items listed in the above 'NO' category. I reserve the right to refrain from riding on ANY roads that I feel may pose an unneccessary risk to either myself, OR to the mechanical functionalty of my bike & trailer.
(c)(sm)(tm) 2008. All Rights Reserved. ANDYTRAK is exclusively MY name to be used in ANY way, by ME only.ANY of my ANDYTRAK logos are not to be used in ANY way, or in ANY form, unless I give you specific written consent to do so, & that's that. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
------------------------My Contact Info------------------------
You may feel free to reach me ANY time between the hours of 9:AM -7:PM
7 days per week. ANY DAY, ANY holiday, 365 days/year.
ALL calls are screened.
(717) 399-3409
My Email: ANDYTRAK@hotmail.com
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